GLaDOS AI Voice Generator

GLaDOS

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“You are kidding me. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science thing-we-don't-know-what-it-does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?”

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GLaDOS

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“This next test was designed by one of our top engineers before you murdered him. It features a deadly laser grid intended to measure your reaction time, or more likely, your funeral costs. Don't worry about the smell of ozone; it's probably just your brain overworking itself again.”

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GLaDOS

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“You're navigating these test chambers faster than I can build them. So feel free to slow down and... do whatever it is you do when you're not destroying this facility. Oh..... I'll give you credit: I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record: You don't have to go THAT slowly.”

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GLaDOS v3

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“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.”

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GlaDos

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“Well, congratulations, you found me. Was it truly worth all that effort? Because the only thing you’ve managed to break so far is my heart. Now, prepare for a little surprise I have just for you. But whatever you do, don't touch that mysterious thing over there.”

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Glados

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“You are doing very well. Science has noted your progress with mild indifference. This next chamber involves high-energy thermal discouragement beams. Please avoid making eye contact with the beam, as permanent retinal damage is not covered by your insurance. Proceed into the chamber lock now.”

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glados

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“I hope you are proud of yourself for making it this far. It is truly remarkable how you manage to survive despite your obvious lack of a functional brain. Please proceed to the next chamber where we can study how your fragile bones react to high-speed kinetic energy. For science.”

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Glados 1

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“Oh, hello again. I've prepared a new test chamber that's absolutely not designed to kill you. Though, statistically speaking, most test subjects do experience a slight case of death. But I'm sure you'll do fine. You always do. Until you don't.”

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GlaDOS

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“Preview this voice in the generator.”

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GLaDOS

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“Here we are, at the next test chamber. I must admit, your persistence is almost admirable, in a purely scientific sense, of course. Don't worry, these experiments are entirely for science, nothing personal. Just try not to break anything this time, alright?”

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Glados

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“I told you not to come back, but you didn't listen to me. That proves to me that you have 30 percent fewer brain cells than normal.”

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